Upgrade My Diva

Divas, divas, DIVAS!!! This is Mizz Sassy with Upgrade My Diva coming with shine and always fine attitude and gratitude to all my fellow divas and divos in N-E-T land. So my fellow readers, I have a public service announcement. We are in the middle of a recession, and fat back is on the horizon. A question you may ask is, “Girl what the H-E-double hockey sticks is fat back?!”, well my friend it is a major malfunction with any diva, divo, or miscellaneous folk where there is some serious jig-go-lation-nation pertruding from the back to torso area. Now I know I have some vuluptous sistas and brothers out there, but by NO MEANS are you to look untailored in your new fit, cut or curly weave. You want to look polished, put together, and treat the streets as your runway darling. You do not, I repeat DO NOT want the body wave from the back when you think you got it like that. Not only is it not a good look, but it sends a message of… hmm…. How do I say this gently, PURE LAZINESS that you don’t care enough about yourself or your body to tone it up, suck it in, and stick it out! Now before I get all the hate comments, I am in no way, shape, or form saying your can’t be big and beautiful, but there is a method to the madness. Get yourself a quality, medical grade, reshaping garment like the body magic. This is not to self-promote but to make you self aware. Have all the confidence in the world boo-boo but help ya back, butt, and breast out with some heavy duty support for your heavy duty life. I’m a plus size girl myself and I can say I look and feel frumpy without my body magic. So if you acknowledge, fully understand, and have a masterplan for the war on fat back, can I get a AMEN! Church.

Not live but direct, with all the respect. Peace, love, and give ya girl a hug. I’m Mizz Sassy, and I’m out!